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July 5, 2009

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Michael Jackson Rumors: The Best Of The Worst!

Filed under: Michael Jackson

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With the absolutely insane amount of media attention given to Michael Jackson this past week and-a-half, certian media outlets are seriously piecing together scraps to come up with stories.

We thought we'd share with you some of the most ridiculous and/or factitious headlines we've recently come across!

Let's get started!

- Michael Jackson Tour: He’ll do shows as a hologram

Reports claim that Michael's father Joe, along with MJ's brothers Jermaine, Tito, Marlon and Jackie, want to tour as the Jackson 5 with their brother Michael performing beside them as a hologram.

It's also being reported that the Jacksons are hoping to have the Michael hologram perform at his own memorial on Tuesday in Los Angeles.

Captain EO revival???

- Jackson's secret girlfriend was his children's former nanny Grace Rwaramba

MJ with a secret girlfriend???

There are media outlets claiming that his kids' former nanny, Grace Rwaramba, was involved in a 3-year secret relationship with the King of Pop and his children even called her "mom". Sources say Jackson and Rwaramba were "more like a married couple" and considered the kids "her babies."

Will she be claiming custody of the children as well????

And, finally…

- Michael Jackson to be buried without his brain

As fake as this sounds, it's reportedly been confirmed by the Los Angeles Coroners Department that Jackson's brain has been removed from his skull to perform neurological tests on the late King of Pop's grey matter. His brain tissue will be examined to reveal any past drug abuse, diseases or if he had ODed in the past.

Neurological tests cannot be performed until two weeks after a person dies because the brain needs to harden, but once the test results are in, the true cause of Jackson's death will finally be known.

Crazy crazy crazy.

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