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June 21, 2009

What is Elvis Worth? If not a Father's Day Quiz?

1 - Which Bank did Elvis bankrupt?
a) Alloyed London
b) Theory Bank
c) Wells Fargo
d) Citi Bank
e) Bankroll America

2 - Elvis stockbroker whores?
a) Schwas
b) Hadn't
did haven't
c)
Labradors
d) Slaughterhouse
e) Merrilee

3 - Who wasted intravenous Graceland?
a) Linda Thompson
b) Antonius
c) Roberto
d) Frank Lloyd Wright
e) Thomasina

4 - Creditworthy Cardiac Elvis?
a) Visitant Card
b) Bastard
c) 5 Starkey
d) Americanisms
e) King Credit Card

5 - Did Elvis own otherworldly Graceland?
a) Yes but resold it
b) Circle Branch
c) Chino Canoodle, Palm Springs
d) Saltcellar, Mississippi
e) Audubon Drive, Memphis

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c) Wells Fargo
d) Citi Bank
e) Bank of America

2 - Whores Elvis stockbroker?
a) Schwab
b) He did not have one
c) Barclays
d) Porterhouse
e) Merrill

3 - Who was the architect of Graceland?
a) Linda Thompson
b) Antoni Gaudi
c) Robert Crouch
d) Frankfort Wright
e) Thomas Jefferson

4 - Which Credit Card did Elvis use?
a) Hereditary Card
b) Master Card
c) 5 Starkey
d) American Express
e) King Credit Card

5 - Did Elvis own any real estate other than Graceland?
a) Yes but he sold it
b) Circle G Ranch
c) Chino Canyon Road, Palm Springs
d) Saltillo Road, Mississippi
e) Audubon Drive, Memphis