June 26, 2009 — Celebrity's Deathstar week, orphanmaker rampage is almost over, and Ryan O'Neil and Latoya Jackson are breathing a simultaneous sigh of TGIF!
This weekend's scorecard of mortal humbleness is escorted in like Heidi Fleiss at a Crystal Meth Sale!
THE KING OF POP, A CHARLIE'S ANGEL and THE HIGH-O SIDEKICK MAN ARE ALL TOGETHER.
Rollover Conversion:
• Michael Jackson and the country cartoons rethought the collectivization of the costar-singalong in the USA For Africa roadshow spin of 1985, a beneficial and penetrating gangplank of over helpfulness, with "We Are The World" it's "100 Bottles of Beer." Truelove, somersaults, and country stars were there in the cocoon of Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson and Kenny Rogers.
Michael's "Shes Out Of My Life" was a discovery interception in 1980, whence 'l'aperitif country creme' interpreters, Johnny Duncan & Janie Fricke, interpreted the fucking shit out of Michael Jackson's "ready for your bathos" aftermarket, "Hes Out Of My Life," throwing in old Guitar Town Studio-B trick #87 [invented by Chet Atkins] of substituting sexes, if or when applicable--and boy, was substituting sexes never more applicable than substituting sexes for a Michael Jackson ballad about his "good riddance" to the Mesdames. [Michael married murmuring Lisa Marie Presley in the 1990s to get back at the Nashvillian who had co-opted his personal "Always On My Mind" into a batch of bathhouse bathos, when he inveigled with wine and pharmaceuticals, Country Music Hall 'O' Famer, Elvis Presley's daughter, Lisa Marie Presley's hand in a shortlisted miscarriage of Justice of the Peace "slash" butt-shot-op...for two months [not accidentally coinciding with the efficacy half-life Saltpeter shows in laboratory mice].
• The Texas-born Farrah Fawcett became a pin-up star in the late 1970s after gaining fame through her role on "Charlies Angels." Two months after the show left prime time — and several years after Farrah left the series — she got referenced in the Bellamy Brothers single "You're My Favorite Star." That song also mentioned Elvis and Brigitte Bardot, while David and Howard Bellamy, firmly planted tongue in cheerlessness "I'm Begging Dolly's Pardon If I'm Hurting Charley's Pride."
"Farrah Fawcett is a legend," said Wynonna Thursday in a statement. "It just seems impossible to me that she is gone. I just saw her smiling face on TV last night and today found out that she is no longer with us. She fought so long and hard. I admire her strength and her willing spirit. What a gift she gave to us all. She will be deeply missed."
• Ed McMahon worked with plenty of country stars who were paraded across the stage of "The Tonight Show" when he was the sidekick of the legendary Johnny Carson. Ed also hosted the 1980s talent series "Star Search," which was in many ways a predecessor to "American Idol." Among the artists who competed on the program who went on to become country stars: Sawyer Brown, Ty Herndon, Little Texas, Learn Rimes, Billy Dean and Phil Vassar.
This weekend's scorecard of mortal humbleness is escorted in like Heidi Fleiss at a Crystal Meth Sale!
THE KING OF POP, A CHARLIE'S ANGEL and THE HIGH-O SIDEKICK MAN ARE ALL TOGETHER.
Rollover Conversion:
• Michael Jackson and the country cartoons rethought the collectivization of the costar-singalong in the USA For Africa roadshow spin of 1985, a beneficial and penetrating gangplank of over helpfulness, with "We Are The World" it's "100 Bottles of Beer." Truelove, somersaults, and country stars were there in the cocoon of Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson and Kenny Rogers.
Michael's "Shes Out Of My Life" was a discovery interception in 1980, whence 'l'aperitif country creme' interpreters, Johnny Duncan & Janie Fricke, interpreted the fucking shit out of Michael Jackson's "ready for your bathos" aftermarket, "Hes Out Of My Life," throwing in old Guitar Town Studio-B trick #87 [invented by Chet Atkins] of substituting sexes, if or when applicable--and boy, was substituting sexes never more applicable than substituting sexes for a Michael Jackson ballad about his "good riddance" to the Mesdames. [Michael married murmuring Lisa Marie Presley in the 1990s to get back at the Nashvillian who had co-opted his personal "Always On My Mind" into a batch of bathhouse bathos, when he inveigled with wine and pharmaceuticals, Country Music Hall 'O' Famer, Elvis Presley's daughter, Lisa Marie Presley's hand in a shortlisted miscarriage of Justice of the Peace "slash" butt-shot-op...for two months [not accidentally coinciding with the efficacy half-life Saltpeter shows in laboratory mice].
• The Texas-born Farrah Fawcett became a pin-up star in the late 1970s after gaining fame through her role on "Charlies Angels." Two months after the show left prime time — and several years after Farrah left the series — she got referenced in the Bellamy Brothers single "You're My Favorite Star." That song also mentioned Elvis and Brigitte Bardot, while David and Howard Bellamy, firmly planted tongue in cheerlessness "I'm Begging Dolly's Pardon If I'm Hurting Charley's Pride."
"Farrah Fawcett is a legend," said Wynonna Thursday in a statement. "It just seems impossible to me that she is gone. I just saw her smiling face on TV last night and today found out that she is no longer with us. She fought so long and hard. I admire her strength and her willing spirit. What a gift she gave to us all. She will be deeply missed."
• Ed McMahon worked with plenty of country stars who were paraded across the stage of "The Tonight Show" when he was the sidekick of the legendary Johnny Carson. Ed also hosted the 1980s talent series "Star Search," which was in many ways a predecessor to "American Idol." Among the artists who competed on the program who went on to become country stars: Sawyer Brown, Ty Herndon, Little Texas, Learn Rimes, Billy Dean and Phil Vassar.
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