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December 11, 2008

WHAT DO YOU DO? JUST WAKE UP IN BOSNIA, HERZEGOVINA, AND SAY, "HEY, LEMME SEARCH FOR JERRY JEFF WALKER'S 'MR. BOJANGLES'!"? HOW DO I KEEP UP WITH THAT

For those who aren't familiar with the story of Mr Bogangles [SIC]






Who knew. I thought Mr. Bojangles was an old black guy, who drank a bit, according to the lyrics of Jerry Jeff Walker. Well, it seems we've got the guy from the parallel universe - a white Mr Bogangles. He has also been called John Doe, "Skippy", and a litany of misspellings of his real name - Jimmy Naramore.

Jimmy, rni# 4984, has been booked into the county jail 108 times. His charges are mainly misdemeanors, like public drunk, public intoxication (isn't that the same), disorderly conduct, criminal tresspass, pedestrian soliciting a ride or business, carrying a knife, obstructing a highway, failure to appear, dui, reckless endangerment, vandalism under 500, and even criminal littering! Well he also has a couple of felonies too - grand larceny, agg burglary and agg assault. It appears this time, he was arrested on a warrant for failure to do right.


Tom Guleff said...

Where is this guy's family ? Any brothers, sisters, etc ?

John Harvey said...

Sure he has family, but he has become the author of his own destruction, just like the rest of us, and I doubt they want him around.

Many families are forced to turn their kin out, because they get tired of being taken for granted, by a person who lies, cheats and steals at every opportunity. It could be a mental disorder, drug addiction, a person who is just plain evil, or any combination of the above.

Mr B needs at least 1 year in the county lockup every time he returns to 201 on a charge. At some point, maybe he will leave Memphis. He obviously doesn't get it, and my prediction is - he never will. The best we can hope for is that he leaves us.

I'm resurrecting my plea for donations to purchase bus tickets to San Francisco for all our "thugs"!